life is a stand up routine

People (myself included) say the dumbest stuff. Oh my word. Have you ever just tried to go to sleep at night and think WHY DID I SAY THAT? It makes me want to never talk again I'm tellin ya. Our mouths will get us in trouble faster than anything else I'm absolutely convinced. With just a word we can encourage someone into hopefullness. With another word we can plummet them into a sea of dispair that will take days from which to emerge. There is power in the tongue. I'm not giving you any examples although there are many this week both from me and to me. I'm thinking of turning it into a stand up comedy routine. ya think?